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WHY DIDN’T YOU GET IN THE FUCKING CAR LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON?

he’s never ridden in a car before.  this might be how he thinks it works?

He probably couldn’t fit in it.

the seatbelts are too subjugating for him

There is no car in Midgard big enough to hold all his awesome and badassery.

And besides, have you ever ridden in the back of a truck like that? Shit’s awesome.

the seatbelts are too subjugating, omg I’m dyingggg 

reblogging for the comments, especially that fucking top one

Plus he was hurt. The back has more room to stretch out.

I just never questioned Loki’s antics. I mean, questions get people killed…

LEAVE HIM ALONE DAMMIT

gUYS CAN WE JUST ALL BE QUIET AND APPRECIATE THE BUTT

DAT ASS.

LMAO!!!

THESE COMMENTS ARE THE BEST ^_^

It’s because he has no idea how a car operates and is badly injured and is half crazy and exhausted ^^; 

Inside? That’s where the peasants operate the horseless carriage.

Okay that deserves one more reblog for the comment right above this LOL. 

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Take this word: ‘grok.’ Its literal meaning, one which I suspect goes back to the origin of the Martian race as thinking creatures—and which throws light on their whole ‘map’—is easy. ‘Grok’ means ‘to drink.’”

“Huh?” said Jubal. “Mike never says ‘grok’ when he’s just talking about drinking. He—”

“Just a moment.” Mahmoud spoke to Mike in Martian.

Mike looked faintly surprised. “‘Grok’ is drink.”

“But Mike would have agreed,” Mahmoud went on, “if I had named a hundred other English words, words which we all think of as different concepts, even antithetical concepts. ‘Grok’ means all of these. It means ‘fear,’ it means ‘love,’ it means ‘hate’—proper hate, for by the Martian ‘map’ you cannot hate anything unless you grok it, understand it so thoroughly that you merge with it and it merges with you—then you can hate. By hating yourself. But this implies that you love it, too, and cherish it and would not have it otherwise. Then you can hate—and (I think) Martian hate is an emotion so black that the nearest human equivalent could only be called mild distaste.

Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein.

All in all…you love it so much you hate it simultaneously.

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